Lameness Reigns

Drunk

2008-12-23T18:14:00.000-08:00

Yeah, this post is all about my first time being drunk. Haha. Yeah. I know right. A girl like me can be drunk?? It's weird but true. Pelik tapi benar. Haha. Actually that day, people go caroling in my house. I cook lah kan. Budak baik. I'm a weird person, when I cook, I try the food right? And I get full by just cooking but no eating. It's weird. I know. Since when I'm not weird? So yeah. I didn't eat that night. Oh and by the way, I got drunk by drinking wine. So the time came. People came. House almost exploded. Haha. And my cooking was great by the way. Haha. My stupid cousin dared me to drink 3 glasses (Big glass eh. Not small. Like normal drinking glass) of red wine. I can't believe i got drunk. I little drunk lah. I'm still conscious. I feel weird. Haha. Middle of the night I feel the urge to play the piano. Haha. All the songs that I played, none of the reached their endings. Haha. After one song, I'll somehow collapsed myself on the piano. and wake up again and find another file and play another song. There's so many 'and's. Hehe. I don't know how to continue this anymore. Haha.

23rd December of My Life

2008-12-08T23:49:00.000-08:00

No wonder ever since I realised there is such things as lucky days, lucky dates or whatsoever is lucky to you, I declare that 23rd of December of any year is lucky to me. No wonder my favourite, beloved, number one forever, macho-iest, cutest and every good thing that you can -iest it of, debuted on that day. Yeah. who else am I talking ahout besides DBSK/Tohoshinki?TVXQ. Honestly, I prefer to call them DBSK. Muahahaha. The love of my life. That's one of the lucky 23rd December I have. Hehe. Last year, my 23rd December, I got my first phone. Yeah. I know. So late right? My parents lah, haiya. And something happened that day. Something that could only be remembered and kept as memories. I want to write it here. But then, I don't think it would be as special as it would be when kept secretly in the heart. Hehe. I know. Only a few 23rd of Decemembers are written here. What can I say? Secrets are secrets afterall. So this year, I'm really anticipating the coming of the 23rd of December. Wonder what's gonna happen on that day??

Feel The Coldness

2008-12-07T20:21:00.000-08:00

So, for this post, I'm gonna write everything that's on my mind. Regardless the grammar, the bad vocabulary and the lousiest spelling you'll ever gonna see in you life. Christmas is coming!!!!! Yay!!!!! Heavenly, heavenly Christmas. I've always liked Christmas ever since I was born. I know. I'm exaggerating. But who are you to care?? Haha. No lah. Just kidding. Don't be angry ah. I mean, the time fly so fast. I can't believe it's already the 8th of December. Next month it's gonna be a new year. Oh. And I just found out, Chinese New Year is on the 26th January 2009. Yakah?? I f yes, then...... It's freaking Jaejoong birthday!!!!! Muahahaha. My dear beloved hubby's birthday. Muahahaha. Saranga. Yobeo-ah. Saranghae yongweoni!!!!!!! I don't even know if what i wrote was correct. Hehe. Anyways, yeah. I'm wearing spectacles now. Muahahaha. Dream achieved. The frames are red in the outside and what colour liaw on the inside?? I also forgot. I mean, who cares?? Christmas is coming. I know. I kept repeating that. Muahahaha. Let's all go bungee-jumping!!!!! Your treat ah. Oh ya. Just now I got to Malaysia Airlines. I mean the website lah. The I go see how much does it cost to go and back to Korea, Seoul. It costs around three thousand plus plus. I was like. Ok. Now I know my aim. I shall aim to go there when I have enough money. I know. I'm the lamest person ever. Hehe. I'm so bored to be honest. I'm dying of boredome ever since I was born. But I haven't died yet. What are the odds to that?? Hehe. Ok lah. I'm practically ranting about wierd weird stuffs. Bear with it honey.

Circles, Zeros and 'O's

2008-11-24T23:11:00.000-08:00

I just found out today that circles, zeros and 'o's have a very big difference. No, it's not the spelling or anything you're thinking of. Zeros and 'o's are SHAPED like circles. Muahahaha. While circles can't be shaped like zeros and 'o's. It's kinda interesting after a very boring holiday. People often say 2008=Two O O eight. It's so wrong. You should have said two-thousand eight. Now that is correct. Sometimes it's annnoying when people say circles, zeros and 'o's are the same. It's not true. I'm so lame, I know. Silly things and useless things brightens up my day. Haha. I'm so bored. I'm currently waiting for the uploadation (this word actually exist?) of my Mirotic Album to finish. Aigoo. Life so slow. I mean, internet so slow. It gets super annoying.

The Joy of Being Famous

2008-11-24T02:15:00.000-08:00

One way to the road of fame without much effort is by pretending you wanna kill yourself. In other word, suicide. That way, you have a few minutes to be in the news. Still, you get to be famous. I can't deny that that kind of way is easy. But please lah, a few minutes only no use eh. After the news, nobody remembers you bah. Still no use. The conclusion is; There is no easy way to the road of fame. You kill someone also you sacrifice your chance of being in heaven together with God. I'm so bored, that is why I'm writing this totally pointless post. Hehe. If you want to be famous, you have to start from the scrap. Eh. Correct kah my vocabulary? Anyways, you have to start from the bottom. There is no 'suddenly up there' kind of famousness. It'll just last a couple of minutes and you're forgotten. How sad is that?

And so The Era of Lameness begins

2008-11-24T00:41:00.000-08:00

I had decided, or is it 'I have decided'. Which one is correct ah? I know. My grammar totally suck. God forgave me for having such bad grammar. He loves me still. Hehe. Aigoo. Out of topic already. And so I shall continue. If you are reading this, you are to prepare yourself to be attacked, infected, and whatever '-ted' you can think of, by lameness. It is known to be one of the most boring, yet famous personality of someone. (What am I rambling about?) It is, not easy to be lame. You have to be born lame in order to become lame. Ah. As time pass and Sharon was born, there is another way of becoming lame. Just be friends with lame people long enough and you will find yourself saying "Why you so lame ah?" when in reality, you are as lame as the person you're talking about. So, it's not that easy to become lame.
There is quite a few sacrifices need to be done in order to become lame. Firstly, you need to sacrifices your 'mask'. Mask here is quite symbolic. Be who you are meant to be. You can't be lame if you are being who you are not. Throw your mask and be who you are. Yay! First time ever, a good advice. Secondly, if your friends won't accept who you are meant to be, dump them. I'm serious. You can't be someone who you're not and be lame at the same time. Be my friend. Hehe. I'm promoting myself here. Haha. But, oh well. If you don't want, don't want lor. Sukati. Haha. Thirdly, sacrifice your reputation. If you are a cool person, as if you are, sacrifice that. Being lame is not just about lame-sity. Somehow it's the way you do stuff. Sometimes, being lame, makes the world seems warmer, gentler (What am I talking about?????). It's about being honest. Honesty is still the best policy. Haha. Seems like I'm out of topic but in the topic at the same time. For your information, I have no understanding at all towards what I'm writing about. It just flows you know. Oh well.

And So The Era Of Lameness Begins.